| THE BEYOND ULTIMATE PERSONALITY SURVEY - 200 q's |
| [beyond basics] |
| name:: |
Jay Ferreria Galam |
| age:: |
2 + 3 |
| location:: |
Willowbrook |
| height:: |
Like 6'0 and 1/2... at least that's what my doctor says... those rulers at 7-11 say I'm like, 5'11 or 6'ish. |
| weight:: |
I broke every scale I've been on, so I dunno. |
| eye color:: |
Brown |
| nationality:: |
FILIPINO! (Pacific Islander) |
| natural hair color:: |
Black |
| hair style:: |
Unkempt, unwashed, and greasy. Mmmm... |
| do you dye your hair:: |
I'm not a fag... or old. |
| do you wear contacts/glasses:: |
Yes and Yes |
| schooling:: |
Bachelors of Science in Computer Information Systems, and 1/2 way through an Associates in Nursing |
| desired occupation:: |
Systems Analyst or QC Nurse |
| job:: |
Mortgage Loan Auditor at Ocwen Financial / Paige (Temp... maybe perm someday) |
| tattoos:: |
Nope |
| piercings:: |
I want my ears pierced so that I can stick those huge 60 pound earrings through em so that I can have sagging ear lobes dragging on the ground behind me. Mmmm... sexy. |
| tattoos you want:: |
Something that has a LOT of meaning... |
| piercings you want:: |
Nope |
| religion you were raised under:: |
"Filipino Catholic" |
| religion you are now if any:: |
Yup... Still "Filipino Catholic" |
| zodiac sign:: |
Gemini |
| birth date:: |
6-10-82 |
| boyfriend/girlfriend?: |
Free. |
| siblings?: |
One... my brothers. |
| [beyond intrests] |
| what do you do for fun?: |
A little of everything... seriously. |
| any hobbies?: |
Uhh.. lately I've been doing dorky crap.. but fitness out is a good stress reliever... |
| do you collect anything?: |
Final Fantasy Games. Yup, that justifies the dorky crap part. |
| what do you do when you hang with friends?: |
Say a lot of stupid shit, do a lot of stupid shit, say a LOT of random things that don't really correlate with each other... |
| do you watch tv?: |
Maybe like 2 hours a week- during football season, you best not disturb me on Sunday. :) |
| fav shows?: |
24, American Idol |
| do you listen to music?: |
Heck yea. |
| fav bands?: |
Phil Collins/Genesis, Sting and the Police, Tiesto |
| fav songs?: |
The Police - Roxanne, Atlantic Starr - Always, Tiesto - In Search of Sunrise 4 |
| do you watch movies?: |
Kinda. |
| fav movies?: |
The Green Mile, Pirates of the Caribbean, Saving Private Ryan, Collateral, The Replacements |
| prefer to rent or go to theater?: |
Theatre all the way... some movies lose their gusto when not seen in a theatre... |
| fav actors?: |
Patrick Stewart, Tom Hanks (obviously if I love his movies), Johnny Depp |
| fav actresses?: |
Dunno. |
| do you watch cartoons?: |
Not really. |
| fav cartoons?: |
X-MEN! (When it was on... god damn Power Rangers for taking it's time slot.) |
| do you like anime?: |
Just "mainstream" stuff. |
| what are your favs?: |
ONE PIECE@!!%#!@#$^SAKHJSADJF... and Bleach. |
| do you like sports?: |
Wow yeah. |
| what are your fav sports?: |
Football, basketball |
| do you read?: |
Sorta... I love philosophy. |
| fav books?: |
Dunno... forgot. I usually read like inspirational stuff or philosophy. |
| do you play video games?: |
NO, I DON'T. I BOWL... A LOT. |
| any favorites?: |
Madden 06', Halflife Counterstrike / Day of Defeat, Quake QWTF, Warcraft III, Starcraft, ANY Final Fantasy (Final Fantasy XI took up 1/3rd of a year's time... literally.) |
| how often do you go on the internet?: |
Is this world real? |
| any fav websites?: |
nfl.com, xanga, myspace, tigerdirect, outpost, pricewatch, e-bay (I don't even have an account on e-bay, but yet I look at shit on there... how stupid.) |
| [beyond love] |
| do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/lover/husband/wife?: |
I have a lover, and it's name is Gameboy Advance. |
| whats their name?: |
Gameboy Advance |
| how did you meet?: |
I bumped into it at the store, and we made eye contact... it all went downhill from there. |
| how long have you been together?: |
Mmmm... 1 month... no it's not a fling-thang. |
| how long do you want it to last?: |
Forever and ever... till the end of time... or till something cooler comes along. |
| what do you see in your future?: |
Me buying Dr. Mario and playing it. |
| how far have you gone with them?: |
Home run, baby. |
| are you in love with them?: |
I'm prepared to spend my life with it. |
| best memories with them?: |
First time we met, of course. |
| what do you love most about them?: |
I can change its bitch-ass when I don't like it. Oh, and it's beautiful smile. |
| do you trust them?: |
I let it drive home when I'm under the influence. |
| do you think you will some day marry them?: |
Yes, and we'll make many saved games together. I would NEVER cheat on it............ fuck, I'm a dork... or weird. |
| [beyond friends] |
| do you have a best friend?: |
Yeah, like 4000-10000 of them. |
| whats their name:: |
Maggot McFaggot |
| who are you close friends:: |
You know who ya'll are. |
| do you have any online friends:: |
No. |
| who are they:: |
Imafag60969, emochix4593, yoimaznfooXOXO |
| who are your closest online friends:: |
Dunno if I have online friends... maybe "friends" |
| what friends can you talk to about anything:: |
As of lately, nobody. My mom? No, really... she gives great advice. |
| what friends do you fight with a lot:: |
Dunno really... I think I get along with all one of them. |
| what friends are most like you:: |
You'd be suprised... like 1000-2000 of them. |
| do you have many friends or just a few?: |
Like 80000-110000 of them. |
| do you want more friends?: |
Yeah, like 600000-1000000 more would be good. |
| what do you like to do with your friends?: |
Heh heh heh. |
| where do you like to go with your friends?: |
We like to bowl. |
| [beyond spiritual] |
| do you have a religion?: |
Yes |
| what is it?: |
Voodoo. |
| believe in god/gods and or goddess/goddesses?: |
Yeah. |
| do you believe in heaven/hell?: |
Kinda... noone seems to know what it really is... prolly cuz noone has personal accounts of actually BEING there. |
| reincarnation?: |
Yeah. |
| spirits/ghosts?: |
Wow... YEAH. |
| karma?: |
Oh god YEAH! |
| the law of 3?: |
What the fuck is the law of 3? |
| the 10 commandments?: |
9 of them are good guidelines, but the "using God's name in vain" thing is ridiculous in this day and age. |
| angels?: |
If they're in the outfield. |
| how long have you believed in what you believe currently?: |
Born Catholic... prolly will die a liberal one, too. |
| do you believe in fairies?: |
Yeah, the butt fairy. Whatever. |
| the existence of a devil?: |
Yeah, the butt devil. Whatever. |
| an afterlife?: |
How about a Half-Life? Heh heh heh... ok ok ok YES. |
| what do you think of other religions?: |
VERY interesting. |
| do you think your religion/belief is the RIGHT one?: |
No way. Just live a good life, don't kill anyone, and do onto others as you would do to yourself, and you won't go see the Butt Devil. |
| [beyond family] |
| do you get along with your parents?: |
I would like to think so. |
| are they still married?: |
Yes. |
| do you listen to what they say?: |
Yes. My dad says a lot of stupid shit, but I believe him. |
| are you close with them?: |
Just mom. My dad's an idiot. |
| are they good parents?: |
Yes. |
| any siblings?: |
Yes, one brothers. (it's a wisecrack about his weight, ok?! Geez.) |
| how old are they?: |
31. |
| do you get along with them?: |
Very much so. He's heavy... he's my brother. |
| [beyond favorites] |
| fav colors:: |
Blue |
| fav foods:: |
Everything but seafood and mangos. |
| fav drinks:: |
Coconut and Taro Lychee Freeze. :p |
| fav scents:: |
My upper lip. |
| fav time of day:: |
Night. |
| fav day of the week:: |
Saturday |
| fav season:: |
Fall |
| fav month:: |
June |
| fav holiday:: |
Thanksgiving |
| fav restaurant:: |
HONG MIN |
| fav stores:: |
Fry's Electronics |
| fav brands:: |
Dunno... anything that won't fall apart in 3 days. |
| fav magazines:: |
Men's Health, Maxim |
| fav piece of clothings:: |
My Grandpa's Sport Coat |
| fav piece of jewelry:: |
My Grandpa's Rolex |
| [beyond "are you..."] |
| creative?: |
Somehow, yes. |
| logical?: |
I'm very abstract when I'm in one of those introspective moods, but think VERY logically when it comes down to problem solving and decision making. How bout them apples? |
| rational?: |
I guess I'm pretty down to earth, but everyone has ideals... no? |
| melodramatic?: |
Sometimes... when I'm pissed. |
| crazy?: |
Sometimes... when I'm piss drunk. |
| nice?: |
Most of the time. |
| bitchy?: |
Don't annoy me, and I won't dropkick you in the face. |
| happy?: |
Only when I dropkick people in the face. |
| sad?: |
I'm pretty happy, actually. |
| mean?: |
Only when I think you're a total punk. |
| loving?: |
Very much so. |
| romantic?: |
I try. |
| friendly?: |
Yep! |
| unique?: |
As unique as a fox. I'm hella weird like one, too. |
| dark?: |
Blacker than black licorice |
| intresting?: |
When I want to be. |
| cynical?: |
Hell no! I see the good in people all the time. |
| hateful?: |
HAHAHAHAHAHAH... more like grudgeful. |
| promiscuous?: |
No way. I'm the honorable idiot. |
| stoned?: |
Uhhh no. |
| drunk?: |
Lately? A hell of a lot. |
| fake?: |
OH YEA I'M FROM THE GHETTO NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STRAIGHT FROM COMPTON! Wow, I hate fake punks. |
| real?: |
Yes, to the point where it hurts other people. |
| truthful?: |
Yes, even when it hurts. If I give you one word answers, it's not the truth. You don't wanna know what I think, but I usually tell it anyway. |
| [beyond other quetions] |
| do you love yourself?: |
If I could give myself a huge hug, I would. So, I let other people do it for me. |
| do you love your life?: |
Yes, and everything about it. |
| do you have any pets?: |
No... I'm deathly allergic to anything with fur. |
| do you want more pets?: |
If I could, I'd get an alaskan husky with piercing grey/blue eyes. |
| fav animal?: |
A dog. |
| do you care what people think of you?: |
Not really, no. |
| do you follow trends?: |
Sometimes, sadly... |
| what do you value most in life?: |
People who come along for the journey. |
| what do you enjoy most in life?: |
The people who I meet during the journey. |
| do you value your individuality?: |
Very much so. I'm hella weird, dude. A total goof. |
| do you like shopping?: |
I like your mom. |
| do you love money?: |
Just enough of it to carry on my life processes. |
| do you wear prefume/cologne/body spray?: |
Cool Water. That Polo stuff smells like old man butt... or reminds me of it... |
| do you shower/bath?: |
Uhhhhhhhh... YEAH! |
| how often?: |
I'm the idiot that takes a shower before I go to sleep, then wake up and take a shower. Like I'm gonna get dirty in my sleep?! |
| do you paint your nails?: |
YES! |
| what colors?: |
I try to get a different color on every finger. |
| what kind of clothes do you wear?: |
Just be thankful I -WEAR- clothes, ok? |
| if you had to label yourself what would you say you are? prep/punk/goth,etc: |
Prunkth |
| do you drink coffee?: |
I'm addicted to it, but it's getting in the way of my cocaine addiction... |
| do you drink soda?: |
Only with liquor. |
| tea?: |
Yes, I'm addicted to this too. |
| do you use lotion?: |
Yes, for its intended purpose........ |
| fav flowers?: |
A Pansy, cuz it reminds me of you. |
| do you like the sims?: |
Huh? |
| favorite gem stone?: |
I dunno... I can't get a ring to fit my fat fingers. |
| do you like candles?: |
Depends if they like me back. |
| do you eat breakfast?: |
Mmmmmm yeah... my favorite meal along with Lunch and Dinner |
| what are your views on abortion?: |
All for it. |
| gun control?: |
If I can own one... a BIG one. One that shoots a bullet so big that it can kill 60 elephants. |
| peace?: |
It's possible... anything's possible. |
| george w. bush?: |
He's ok, but then again, you can't like EVERYTHING about a politician or a leader. Same goes with everything else. |
| the war?: |
I like lower gas prices. GO IMPERIALISM! (Ok, the countless lives lost and or destroyed are definatly not worth me saving a few cents on my gas.) Don't get me started on what I really think. |
| where do you want to go/countries you want to see?: |
Iraq... only if I have a gun. |
| what do you want to do before you die?: |
I really don't wanna think about that! |
| are there any celebrities you'd like to kill?: |
Yes. |
| who and who would you kill them?: |
Terrell Owens... what a greedy, selfish idiot. Try thinking before you speak. It's one thing to have talent, but it's another to have moderation. |
| how easily do you trust people?: |
Very easily. |
| do you like people?: |
Yeah. |
| are you popular?: |
I dunno.. I'm past that shit now. What do you think this is... high school? |
| how many dvds do you own?: |
0 |
| cds?: |
Like 20. |
| do you like horror movies?: |
That's like asking if I want my testicles cut off. YES OF COURSE! |
| any favorites?: |
Uhhh.. I was kidding. I have better ways to spend my time. |
| have you ever had braces?: |
Never. |
| how often do you brush your teeth?: |
Never. |
| do you floss?: |
My teeth are actually hardened tartar. |
| are you afraid of needles?: |
Nope. |
| when are you getting your next/first/any tattoos?: |
Maybe very very soon. |
| when are you getting your next/first/any piercing?: |
Ugh.. never? |
| do you think tattoos are sexy?: |
Depends on what they are. The tattoo on the small of the back thing is overdone, however. |
| do you think piercings are sexy?: |
Do you think Sea Urchins are sexy? |
| are you addicted to surveys? lol: |
No. Only when I'm really REALLY bored. |
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Night night, my one friend... 
